We. are. Titans.

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someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me
me, at high volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SUFFERING

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aibidil:
One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

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koobaxion:

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

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jooshcognito:

such-justice-wow:
Bruh I hate to tell you this but foods are made of ingredients
Did you know eating a slice of pizza is like snorting 100g of flour
Did you know that eating a slice of pizza is equivalent to intravenously injecting one fluid ounce of tomato sauce?

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ringasunn:

serumsteve:
Is there a clip to this photo cause I really need to see this in action

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zvaigzdelasas:

violaslayvis:
I think finding out that Hitler was inspired by how throughly Andrew Jackson committed genocide against the Natives would shatter or at least destabilize the ethos of the Founding Fathers & America for a lot of people
also the american eugenics movement which started in the late 1800′s was a huge inspiration for Hitler, and was even where the idea of blonde hair blue eyed superiority came from, and the idea of a “gas chamber” to take care of “undesirables”. In the early part of the third reich, the american eugenics movement saw it as the logical conclusion of their ““research”” and republished lots and lots of nazi propaganda
but yeah, nazism is so un-american uwu

32099N.

throwbackblr:
“ Hey! Let me tell you a little about my day, Mr. Jolly Olly Man. The brown-out shut down my air conditioner, my bag of ice melted before I could get it home, I couldn’t get into the movie theater, or the city pool. And now when I...

throwbackblr:

Hey! Let me tell you a little about my day, Mr. Jolly Olly Man. The brown-out shut down my air conditioner, my bag of ice melted before I could get it home, I couldn’t get into the movie theater, or the city pool. And now when I finally found a little relief from the heat, a little ice cream, you snatched it away. You better sell me some ice cream at a fair price, or face the consequences.
Heat | Hey Arnold! | Air date November 4, 1996

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positivelypastelpink: